让人答不上来的搞笑英文问题（五）

1. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?

2. Why is the word hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia so long if it stands for fear of long words?

3. Can we spell creativity however we want?

4. Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?

5. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

6. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

7. If people from Poland are called Poles, are people from Holland called Holes?

8. Why does the word 'monosyllabic' have five syllables?

9. If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?

10. How come I cannot find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?

11. How is 'Charlie' short for 'Charles' if they are both the same number of letters?

12. How Far East can you go before you start heading West?

13. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

14. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

15. Should we be doing things right or doing the right things?

16. What's another word for thesaurus?

17. Why is the abbreviation so long?

18. Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

19. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

20. If the blackbox never gets damaged during an air crash, why cannot they make the entire airplane from that material?

21. If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

22. Who stopped the payment on my reality check?

23. What's your favorite team?

24. Who is your favorite sports player?

25. Which player would you like to go out for a drink with and why?

26. Is American football better or soccer?

27. What was your favorite moment this season?